At about 3:30 p.m., Columbia Borough Police
descended on 224 North 3rd Street
in search of a fugitive . . .
A tenant was questioned, but in the end
no arrests were made.
Iron Man's mask on back porch of Mikey's Warehouse.
(That means Tony Stark was around there somewhere.)
Tiger in his tank.
(Yes, I get it, already.)
A misty, bucolic wilderness trail . . .
No, wait - it's smoke from a pile of burning debris,
at or next to the Canoe Club, apparently . . .
Fer crap's sake, didn't we already have one fire
today? And what's that ordinance about open
fires within borough limits?